Friday, November 29, 2013

How to Improve Your Pumpkin Pie; or, Piestravaganza

I've done it, you guys. I know what's wrong with your pumpkin pie.

I know, I know. You're very proud of your pumpkin pie. You should be! It's delicious, after all. It's nothing but lightly caramelized squash full of spicy goodness. The thing is, you can do it better. You can almost always improve, and why wouldn't you? A few simple tweaks can turn a great dessert into the best dessert. Want to know what you've been doing wrong all this time? Want to make your pie the envy of your in-laws? Want something to hold over their stupid, smug heads for years to come? Click the link, dummy!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Wedding Cake Adventures; or, Falling in Love

So two friends of mine recently asked me to make a wedding cake for them. After much time and deliberation, I agreed on the condition that I would not be making some many-tiered, fondant-covered monstrosity. This agreement lasted about as long as it took me to discover Jess's Pinterest.

Details after the break!

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Ghasts; or, Visions of Tomorrow


This one was pretty spontaneous. It's a half-formed concept, based on a very strange conversation I had with a friend. I'm intrigued by this one. I hope to take it further.

Also, hi, I guess I'm back.